her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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