Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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