Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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