So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
do herpes really smell.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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