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How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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