quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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