Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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