I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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