I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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