BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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