All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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