it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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