I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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