Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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