I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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