Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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