I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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