Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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