After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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