you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
NoShamevember. You game?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
