Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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