Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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