New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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