it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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