I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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