I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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