Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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