Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize