Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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