just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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