At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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