ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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