She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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