Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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