8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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