Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
