Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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