I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Randomize