I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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