Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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