I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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