they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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