I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Randomize
