honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
