New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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