That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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