Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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