is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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