Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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