her vagine was all disorganized.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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