After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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