Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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