Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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