So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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