hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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