Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
This house was built for laser tag.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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