is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i will never coherently bang her
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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