Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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